why do companies advertise?

a fairly insightful article in which margaret cho bums out the entire teenaged female and gay male population of the united states—except me. apparently i’m the only person who thinks gwen stefani isn’t a pop genius.

oh my god, jason fried is such a ninth grader.

i do loves me some man fighting. i’ll be the one sitting on a fire escape along the sidelines wearing my jammies and a big shit-eating grin. i’ll have pennants reading “go hipsters!” to share with anyone who needs.

oh, like you’ve never told a crappy joke.

not even retouching works on the poor old thing any more. so sad.