“It was meant to be a lighthearted and fun gift,” says Kmart spokesperson Abigail Jacobs. indeed.
i don’t know which is sicker: that an object like this exists, or that i would find it incredibly useful.
i realized as i was updating my copyright info on the site: lost is two years old as of two weeks ago. bitch, bitch, bitch is coming up on its fourth birthday as of april 17th. overall, the site’s been around in some form or another since january of 1996. wow.
maybe i should think about redesigning the thing.
nah.
…is something i’ve never said easily. when i do it’s way too late—not because i don’t mean it, but because i could never (and still can’t) take a compliment despite the social graces my deeply southern mother* tried so desperately to instill.
however, now that it’s way too late…thanks for the shout out. and the fuck you…especially the fuck you.
*yes, that really is my mother’s website, and yes, she really is that much of a francophile. it’s nauseating.
yay. another makeover movie. another in a long long long long long long long long* distinguished line of cinematic horrors.
i may fucking hate musicals…but bridget, i’m down with the choreographed prom scene. i’m there.
*last one’s a stretch, but i’m comfortable with that.
john galliano freaks out. twice. in public.
reuters suddenly discovers that people can be googled as well. what, it was a slow day in the tech sector? fine, i’ve got news for you: bob bernard, former head of marchFIRST (the dot-com sector’s most amazing flameout) is starting a new gig. unofficial word is that he’s nosing around divine (which is merely the dot-com sector’s most obvious flameout), supposedly to buy the professional services staff. which is kinda funny when you think about it, since divine bought the staff from marchFIRST when they flamed out.
there. you’ve been newsed. all better.
kind of an interesting series of articles at apple. guess they thought nobody realized that most of the design community uses macintosh.
“It’s going to be really hard for clients to feel comfortable in the back half of Time.” a colder look at the costs of war.
for those of you watching this war as closely as i am, look to the agonist. he’s providing pretty good coverage, updated every twenty minutes or so. unlike the useless gits at CNN, he’s taking time to check his sources throughly, not repeating the same damned thing every two seconds, and not digging for the human interest angle as we saw two days ago when some CNN troll tried desparately to portray american troops as angered that the attacks began without their knowledge. this war will probably topple mainstream journalism as the go-to source for up-to-the-moment thinking.
completely forgot to mention: just finished a site for amie zorns, my friend who designed lynda barry’s book. nothing major, just a cute lil’ portfolio site.
